Jon Gosselin = Idiot

I'm not going to pretend like I watched Jon & Kate Plus 8 or even that I know a lot about that whole situation, but from what I've read online (E! Online, Huffington Post, other sites I go to when I'm bored at work, etc), Jon seems like a pretty douchebaggy guy.

Regardless of what happened on the show (Kate was being a b, blah blah blah), some of the stuff this guy's been doing after their split is pretty messed up.

Where should we begin. Well let's just ignore the allegations of the affair he had and jump to just 20 days after their divorce when he was spotted hanging out with Hailey Glassman. Okay, so he's what, pushing 40 and she's like 22? And the daughter of one of Kate's doctors? That's jacked up man. And of course shortly after her hard partying past (and present?) came out and it became pretty clear to everyone that she was just using him for attention. But no, they were cool he insisted, just hanging out.

But somehow, it still went downhill from there. He was soon spotted getting friendly with Kate "2.0" Major who, get this, was assigned to cover him for Star. Classy eh? Of course she insisted that they were in love, that they had "instant chemistry" and a bunch of crap like that. Apparently this was news to Hailey who, perhaps sensing her 15 minutes was drawing to a close, was heartbroken.

Jon somehow managed to play two sides for maybe a day and I think he ended up going back to Hailey leaving Kate 2.0 heartbroken. But honestly I don't know. I guess these media outlets came to their senses and stopped publishing stuff about him.

The real kicker is that around this time he started hanging out at Michael Lohan's place. Yes, that Lohan family. I'm not really sure what he expected to get out of that, although reportedly he and one of his flings watched the Jon and Kate E! True Hollywood Story. What a winner.

And now of course he has ditched those two girls and moved on to another woman, 23 year old Stephanie Santoro.

Here's what RadarOnline has to say about her:
"Jon’s new nighttime pal is a woman he hired to babysit his kids, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively!

Providing more drama off screen than in front of it, Jon spent the night with Stephanie Santoro, 23, a cocktail waitress, single mom and aspiring model whose online resume reveals she’s willing to pose nude!?"

Ah yes, once again, what a catch. How is it possible that a guy like that keeps moving down the ladder? And also how is it that he still manages to get girls far younger that are actually somewhat attractive? Is it because he's got a lot of gut(s)?